Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea
Mackie: "Last night I was, like, sitting around in a hotel and I was like, yo man, there’s a midnight screening and this is my first Marvel movie. I’mma go say what’s up to the people. So I grab a cab and shoot to 42nd Street, I walk in and I’m like what up, dog?”
Fallon: "Did people freak out?!”
Current mood: Tyler Joseph at the MTV Movie Awards
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
me n my turtle boyfriend
when an artist you hate comes out with a good song
Dylan O’Brien, Tyler Posey and Holland Roden at the MTV Movie Awards (2011-2014)
Archie you slut.
being forced to take care of kids like
theres a gay joke here somewhere